| operator: | 911, please hold. |
| me: | stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold. |
| murderer: | ok |
Thanks for ruining my life, you dumb piece of perfection.
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Capitalism!
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Lmfao love this! #Twilight #Bella #Funny #Omg (Taken with instagram)
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